Happiness is .....

"Happiness" is having a bend in your rod, & watching Baitboss fall in the drink as the the wire on the fence he was holding onto was not connected to the posts!! SPLASH

"Happiness" is taking a photo of Screamingbuzzer with a bream and watching him get smacked round the kipper by its tail, depositing smelly slime in his mouth Bloody HA HA

Watching a maggot being flicked into someones ear & not being able to get the bloody thing out !!! Priceless

"Happiness" is not wondering why you haven't had a bite for a while only to discover that you rig has been stuck in a tree on the far bank all that time!

Happiness is not playing a drinking game by the lake with Baitboss & falling asleep in the portaloo for 4 hours causing a big queue outside! Bloody funny to Baitboss but I now hate brandy !!

FUZZY DUCK

baitboss wrote:FUZZY DUCK

DUZZY F..K !!!

Baitboss & I ripping a certain French lake apart with 3B !!

Keep "Haulin`" Buzz `n`Boss, nice to hear someones got em hooped over.

"Happiness is": chatting to a Thames "sage"(only been fishing the river 2 seasons) who told me a certain swim was absolute pants and then showing him a pic of the mid double barbel I extracted from it. Don`t you just love instant experts?

Happiness is not Prebaiting a spot for 3 weeks only to find a "noddy" has jumped in there fishing a float 6" depth & 2 foot from the bank! & you end up being wiped out by bloody slabs !!

Happiness is relaxing in a bar by the coast with a cool Carlsberg! Yum

Happiness is.. "TURNIP" leaving my favorite venue after snapping his tip rod on arrival, re- appearing 2hrs later, having gone to Ringwood tackle for a new one. Falling over the stile behind me, landing on his rods and breaking it again. Then he sat behind me for a rest, hoping for some some words of consolation from me!!!As he sat down his bait bucket collapsed under the weight... Priceless

Happiness is...trekking across a dew field in the early hours, creeping up to your swim to find no-one there!

Happiness will be rolling my first batch of 3-B when my base mix arrives and then absolutely slaying the Waveney chub!

I am sure you will Peter, look forward to your catch reports

Happiness is realising you DID remember to pull your bib and brace straps back between your legs when taking an "al fresco" dump in the dark!

Mic

micfoot807 wrote:Happiness is realising you DID remember to pull your bib and brace straps back between your legs when taking an "al fresco" dump in the dark!

Mic

Lol! I think that would make anyone happy to remember that!

We can always rely on one to lower the tone. Thanks for that little insight into your world mic. God knows what Rawdon gets up to, down here for a few days on the stour 250 miles away from home. Jesus Christ it's bad enough stepping in dog st*te but that stuff.

nairny wrote:Jesus Christ it's bad enough stepping in dog st*te but that stuff.

Now that really would be a case of "putting your foot in it!"

Well thanks you two, are you saying you`ve never been "caught short" whilst treading the banks. Amazing how useful those bait buckets can be "bucket and chuckit" is my motto. Maybe I should borrow a few of Grommits pooh bags Iain!

I daren`t think what Rawden gets up to, some of Lampreys stories of when he kipped at Terry`s place had the hair standing up on the back of my neck. Living alone does "things" to folk you know!

Mic

micfoot807 wrote:Well thanks you two, are you saying you`ve never been "caught short" whilst treading the banks.

Not at all Mic. On only the last day of the season I had to "drop a log" over a log. I did scoop it up afterwards though (not with my hands!) and dispose of it properly. Like Nairy said there is enough dog c**p on the banks without us lot adding to it.

Well I don't know whats going on.. seems like everyone is talking s**t at the moment

Reckon this might be just the "job"

micfoot807 wrote:


Reckon this might be just the "job"

I would love to see the binmans face if he saw this in your recycling box !!!!

Happiness is waking up after a restless night and realising its the glorious 16th and you are going FISHING