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Post  Screamingbuzzer on Tue Mar 22, 2011 4:53 pm

"Happiness" is having a bend in your rod, & watching Baitboss fall in the drink as the the wire on the fence he was holding onto was not connected to the posts!! SPLASH lol!
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Post  baitboss on Tue Mar 22, 2011 5:01 pm

"Happiness" is taking a photo of Screamingbuzzer with a bream and watching him get smacked round the kipper by its tail, depositing smelly slime in his mouth lol! Bloody HA HA
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Post  Screamingbuzzer on Tue Mar 22, 2011 5:14 pm

Watching a maggot being flicked into someones ear & not being able to get the bloody thing out !!! Priceless
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Post  bigchub on Tue Mar 22, 2011 5:15 pm

"Happiness" is not wondering why you haven't had a bite for a while only to discover that you rig has been stuck in a tree on the far bank all that time! Rolling Eyes lol!
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Post  Screamingbuzzer on Tue Mar 22, 2011 5:22 pm

Happiness is not playing a drinking game by the lake with Baitboss & falling asleep in the portaloo for 4 hours causing a big queue outside! Bloody funny to Baitboss but I now hate brandy !! Mad
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Post  baitboss on Tue Mar 22, 2011 5:24 pm

FUZZY DUCK Sleep
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Post  Screamingbuzzer on Tue Mar 22, 2011 5:28 pm

baitboss wrote:FUZZY DUCK Sleep
DUZZY F..K !!! pale
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Post  Screamingbuzzer on Tue Mar 22, 2011 5:31 pm

Baitboss & I ripping a certain French lake apart with 3B !! tongue
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Post  micfoot807 on Wed Mar 23, 2011 11:29 am

Keep "Haulin`" Buzz `n`Boss, nice to hear someones got em hooped over.

"Happiness is": chatting to a Thames "sage"(only been fishing the river 2 seasons) who told me a certain swim was absolute pants and then showing him a pic of the mid double barbel I extracted from it. Don`t you just love instant experts? Wink
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Post  Screamingbuzzer on Wed Mar 23, 2011 12:18 pm

Happiness is not Prebaiting a spot for 3 weeks only to find a "noddy" has jumped in there fishing a float 6" depth & 2 foot from the bank! & you end up being wiped out by bloody slabs !! Evil or Very Mad
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Post  baitboss on Thu Mar 24, 2011 2:08 pm

Happiness is relaxing in a bar by the coast with a cool Carlsberg! Yum
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Post  nairny on Fri Mar 25, 2011 12:09 pm

Happiness is.. "TURNIP" leaving my favorite venue after snapping his tip rod on arrival, re- appearing 2hrs later, having gone to Ringwood tackle for a new one. Falling over the stile behind me, landing on his rods and breaking it again. Then he sat behind me for a rest, hoping for some some words of consolation from me!!!As he sat down his bait bucket collapsed under the weight... Priceless Razz
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Post  baitboss on Mon Mar 28, 2011 11:59 am

Happiness is...trekking across a dew field in the early hours, creeping up to your swim to find no-one there!
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Post  bigchub on Mon Mar 28, 2011 2:27 pm

Happiness will be rolling my first batch of 3-B when my base mix arrives and then absolutely slaying the Waveney chub! Very Happy Cool
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Post  baitboss on Mon Mar 28, 2011 2:32 pm

I am sure you will Peter, look forward to your catch reports Very Happy
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Post  micfoot807 on Tue Mar 29, 2011 2:08 pm

Happiness is realising you DID remember to pull your bib and brace straps back between your legs when taking an "al fresco" dump in the dark! Embarassed

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Post  bigchub on Tue Mar 29, 2011 2:11 pm

micfoot807 wrote:Happiness is realising you DID remember to pull your bib and brace straps back between your legs when taking an "al fresco" dump in the dark! Embarassed

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Lol! I think that would make anyone happy to remember that!
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Post  nairny on Tue Mar 29, 2011 2:33 pm

We can always rely on one to lower the tone. Thanks for that little insight into your world mic. God knows what Rawdon gets up to, down here for a few days on the stour 250 miles away from home. Jesus Christ it's bad enough stepping in dog st*te but that stuff. Shocked
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Post  bigchub on Tue Mar 29, 2011 2:35 pm

nairny wrote:Jesus Christ it's bad enough stepping in dog st*te but that stuff. Shocked

Now that really would be a case of "putting your foot in it!" Shocked affraid No
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Post  micfoot807 on Tue Mar 29, 2011 3:14 pm

Well thanks you two, are you saying you`ve never been "caught short" whilst treading the banks. Amazing how useful those bait buckets can be Laughing "bucket and chuckit" is my motto. Maybe I should borrow a few of Grommits pooh bags Iain!

I daren`t think what Rawden gets up to, some of Lampreys stories of when he kipped at Terry`s place had the hair standing up on the back of my neck. Living alone does "things" to folk you know!

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Post  bigchub on Tue Mar 29, 2011 3:45 pm

micfoot807 wrote:Well thanks you two, are you saying you`ve never been "caught short" whilst treading the banks.

Not at all Mic. On only the last day of the season I had to "drop a log" over a log. I did scoop it up afterwards though (not with my hands!) and dispose of it properly. Like Nairy said there is enough dog c**p on the banks without us lot adding to it.
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Post  baitboss on Wed Mar 30, 2011 4:21 am

Well I don't know whats going on.. seems like everyone is talking s**t at the moment No
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Post  micfoot807 on Fri Apr 01, 2011 9:14 am




Reckon this might be just the "job"
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Post  Screamingbuzzer on Fri Apr 01, 2011 3:16 pm

micfoot807 wrote:


Reckon this might be just the "job"
I would love to see the binmans face if he saw this in your recycling box !!!! Very Happy
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Post  baitboss on Mon Apr 11, 2011 11:51 am

Happiness is waking up after a restless night and realising its the glorious 16th and you are going FISHING Laughing
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